sousaphones:

i was telling my mom about the guy from miami who ate that other guy’s face off and my sister screamed from the other room “HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHIA LEBEOUF STRIKES AGAIN”

(via kitty-mrow)

(via poweroverbirds)

like how do you even spell massaetucheshasdosdj 

ferris-23:

To everyone missing people, feeling sad, lonely, overlooked, downtrodded, abused, neglected, stressed, or anxious, this is for you.

 

(via missr3n3)

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via laugh-all-night)

myspacing:

I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason

Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job 

(via acloakofelvenkind)

9gag:

First World Problems

(via laugh-all-night)

(Source: katielykeskitties, via laugh-all-night)

hersheypie:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

I HAVE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE I WAS 7

(via theherooflegend)

ally-wonderland:

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

THAT I CHOKED ON MY BUBBLE TEA

OKAY

mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once

(Source: theyellovvbrickroad, via i-will-die-laughing)

(via 314-eater)

• no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

(via unicorn-onthecob)

lucy-vanpelt:

(via tim-suttons-hot-ass)